An Adequate Abridgement of Boarding School Life as a Homo

This is not a coming out story, it is not a gay tragedy, and it is not porn.

It is life through the lens of a queer young man, navigating masculinity, Grindr and institution that is rife with shame; doing it all with a sensational soundtrack and a hearty dose of laughter.

Meet Johnny. 18 and in his final year at boarding school. He ambles through daily life, Britney in his ears, a flaming homosexual who fails miserably to fit into the school’s (rather rigid) mould. He daydreams of being a gay tragedy - but he even fails at that. Enter Harry, a confident, charming, rugby lad.

To save time, trepidation and a tired queer-baiting narrative - Johnny and Harry shag. All. The. Time.

Directed by Meg Bowron and Josh Stainer and Produced by Lizzie Hawke.